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Best. Roommate. Ever.

yeahwriters:

My own roommate sent this to me, and not only is this HILARIOUS (tears are streaming down my face right now), there’s a part about reading, which makes it relevant to y’all.

Here’s one quote of many hysterical ones:

Email me! I’ll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I’d like to bang before I die.

(via oryos)

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    Yup. This is what falling in love feels like. GET AT ME.
  8. thirstforsalt reblogged this from yeahwriters and added:
    I LOVE THIS MAN.
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    Hahahah, genius!
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    I am seriously hoping this guy found an equally AWESOME roommate. FUCKING AWESOME.
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    roommate, I mean how could I pass up pictures...karate trophies!?
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