I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day
… is when people are too intellectually lazy to be able to perspective-take in the most rudimentary of fashions. It’s:
"I wouldn’t want to have an abortion, so abortion is wrong".
"I don’t use sex toys and would never go to a sex shop, so sex toys should be banned and sex shops shouldn’t be…
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
Some people forget that love is
tucking you in and kissing you
no matter how young or old you are
Nikki Giovanni, Love is
What did the alpaca say before he went on his business trip?
Alpaca my bags
↳”I think the most romantic thing you can do is just turn up. Turn up when it’s difficult for you. Travel halfway around the world or just up the road. Whatever it is, just be there.” ♥