p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011

ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

memmun:

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Some people forget that love is tucking you in and kissing you "Good night" no matter how young or old you are
Nikki Giovanni, Love is

memmun:

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Some people forget that love is 
tucking you in and kissing you 
"Good night" 
no matter how young or old you are

Nikki Giovanni, Love is

If you were happy with the wrong person, imagine how happy you’ll be with the right one.
— (via caitlacoop)

bandsareprettyrad:

ohjuststaybeautifulandkeepitugly:

bandsareprettyrad:

What did the alpaca say before he went on his business trip?

Wat

Alpaca my bags

↳”I think the most romantic thing you can do is just turn up. Turn up when it’s difficult for you. Travel halfway around the world or just up the road. Whatever it is, just be there.”  
All set for the night. #yummyinmytummy

All set for the night. #yummyinmytummy

fuckinq:

my brain has too many tabs open

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.