i wonder how many staff members at tumblr headquarters use missing-e behind david karp’s back

constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking im the best thing on the fucking planet


i was born annoyed 

captainjackhotness: precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away




Last year I tied a disposable camera to a fence and left a little sign telling people to take pictures.  This is part 1 of the results.

This idea was stolen from The Plug, a fantastic online zine that you should definitely peruse.

I’m going to do this this summer.

if i did this in OP the camera would get stolen in .0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds

how did that not get stolen


so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out

he’s roasting marshmallows