stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via obliteratedheart)

esmethenotsogreat:

annathemarmotqueen:

why is everyone on tumblr so attractive

how can i be attractive

what’s the html code

is there a tutorial to be attractive

it was on megaupload

TOO SOON

captainrenner:

RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER

meowloki:

14-15/50 photos of tom hiddleston +

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk

playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

aanzhen:

hearts-not-parts:

helivesunderawaterfall:

motherfuckin-snozzberries:

look at this precious thing
fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

THAT ONE IS EATING HIM

aanzhen:

hearts-not-parts:

helivesunderawaterfall:

motherfuckin-snozzberries:

look at this precious thing

fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

THAT ONE IS EATING HIM

willtana:

literally my favorite gif to ever gif

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

cakemeister:

notcuddles:

Unconditionally Supportive Manatee! (IDK what this meme is called, so I named it.  I assume he’s okay with that.)

one of the many reasons i love manatees