June 2012
me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
me:
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
Suddenly realising it's June and you've wasted...
distraction-is-pretty-ugly:
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urietarded:
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
adrimnzr:
goldentot:
I like everything except for country and rap.
who’s your favourite gregorian chant artist
master-of-smuppets:
codons:
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR...
i used to grammar but then i was tumblr
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onedirectionstraighttohell:
there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets
don’t tell me when i’m done
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Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue.
gaywardvagabond:
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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