This should literally be my life motto.
Blue skies are coming.
think i just found my new life motto
Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F
This scene was so real to me as a kid because I was struggling with school at the time, too. I think pretty much every kid I knew who saw this episode talked about it at school as being one of the most realistic things they’d seen on tv in a long time. Bart’s always portrayed as a screw up but when he honestly tries his best and can’t succeed it’s just so honestly painful.
A critically ill Maltese terrier has been saved from near certain death by getting blind drunk.
Charlie was rushed to pet A&E by his owner after he licked up some anti-freeze from her garage floor in Melbourne, Australia.
Realising he was suffering from Ethylene Glycol poisoning, quick thinking vets began giving Charlie vodka through tubes into his nose a stomach.
The ethanol in vodka alters the chemical reaction that the coolant triggers when broken down in the liver preventing kidney failure, vets atMelbourne’s’ Animal and Accident Emergency said.
“In Australia, the only antidote we have is alcohol…In fact for the whole weekend, Charlie had a huge party with us in the Pet ICU,” the team said in a blogpost.
The small terrier was given 70cl - an entire bottle - of vodka over two days, after which he showed no signs of kidney failure. He was however left nursing a big hangover.
“He just slept and slept and slept,” owner Jacinta Rosewarne toldThe Herald Sun.
“He was definitely drunk,” she added. “He was stumbling around, I’d go to pat him and he’d push me away like a normal drunk person, he was vomiting a little, whining like a drunk.”
“I thought it was hilarious … It was distressing but funny at the same time.”
no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh
Valentino f/w 2014
"What’s your favorite thing to do with mom?"
"What’s the hardest part about playing chess?"
"That I don’t know how to play."
Day 30 Smoothie of the Day: Avocado Gelato Smoothie
We used 1 avocado, 2 bananas, 2 servings of gelato, 2-3 cups of almond milk, a teaspoon of cinnamon, and 2 tablespoons of almond butter (we used a vanilla bean espresso flavored one).
Taste: 9/10. It had a really thick, yogurt-like consistency, but I didn’t mind it because it was really good!
Featured Blender: Dynablend
Since the vegetarian/smoothie challenge was successful and well-received, I’m going to have another healthy food challenge! But this time, it’ll be to come up with 30 healthy snack recipes for 30 days. So:
The next challenge will be a 30 day healthy snack recipe challenge!
I’m going to be using raw living appliances while making the snacks, so be prepared to be blown away haha.
To celebrate the end of my 30 day vegetarian/smoothie challenge, I’m going to be giving away a new Dynablend! Just reblog this post and follow my blog, and I’ll pick the winner in the first day of my new challenge, which is going to be on April 21st!
If you have any healthy snack recipes, please message me the recipe and I will feature it!
This concludes my 30 day vegetarian/smoothie challenge. Thanks for all the support everyone <3
no no you don’t understand
this is an actual thing