You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
“My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.”
— My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)
"He had his first birthday yesterday, so he goes crazy every time he hears the ‘Happy Birthday’ song."
"Let’s see it."
monkeys are better parents than white people
"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"
Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.
"He’s always supported a sense of independence in me."
"How has he done that?"
"By letting me do what I damn well please."